Cross posted from my (and my former roomie’s) other blog, several months ago. I just loved this activity so much and it applies to tv, so I thought I’d post it again!
Tonight, Logan and I (with some help from Sebby) decided to watch The Voice but experience it the way the judges do. We would listen to the contestants and type up a description of him or her and weren’t allowed to look until we were done. Read below to see how VERY wrong we were.
Contestant 1: Audrey
Logan: She seems like a weirdy (the mom, she just said she’s so nervous she could pee). Audrey on the other hand was a model for a while so we should assume she’s decent looking. I think she is a tall brunette with straight long hair. She’s skinny and is probably wearing jean shorts and boots. I think she is going to have a low vocal range. Here we go with her singing….oh this song. And, when asked by Sebby, I believe she has small boobs. And a flannel shirt on.
Monica: I’m assuming blonde. Ripped jeans. Thin, on the shorter side. She’s not wearing earrings or a necklance but maybe a little too much blush. She has streaks of black at the bottom of her hair. Blue eyes. White tank with a red flannel shirt tied up. Really tall heels.
Sebby: Brunette, 5’11, long straight black hair, broad shoulders, broad chest, small boobs
Winner: Tied. No one was right.
Contestant 2: Brandon
Logan: Brandon from Louisville, Kentucky. He’s in a band called Dirty something and volunteers for autistic kids, aw! Sounds like a cutie. I think he looks like the poor man’s Peeta (oops I mean Josh Hutcherson…but with blonde hair so yea Peeta). Shorter, a bit on the bulkier side. He’s probably wearing black jeans and a tee shirt from American Eagle. Oh this song! And that voice! Let’s add a hipster brown leather bracelet. And he makes it look good.
Monica: He’s got sorta flippy dirty blonde/brunette hair. He’s very thin. Has a vest on and jeans. His lips are a little weird. He’s considered good looking.
Sebby: a young, short david hasselhoff, 5 oclock shadow, very bristly.
Not even close..
Winner: Logan because she guess he would have a homemade bracelet. Also, Sebby pointed out that Brandon looks a little like Blake Shelton back in the day.
Yikes. That is not a good look, Blake!
Contestant 3: Betsy
Logan: I think she’s black. Short and skinny with skinny jeans on and a neon colored top with those ugly sneaker high tops. Something is in her hair (headband or scarf) and long nails. And her hair itself probably has some color in it, like a red streak.
Monica: has darkhair, is white, weird flippy skirt, platform heels, too tight shirt, bigger girl.
Sebby: *Disqualified for looking*
Objectively, definitely not a big girl. Or black.
Winner: Monica, for guessing that Betsy’s white.
Logan: Patrick. I think he has short blond hair and is probably a bit heavier. I think he is wearing a v-neck sweater and jeans and overall is clean cut (shaven, no piercings or tats).
Contestant 4: 35, memphis, patrick dun?
Monica: Heavy set, light jeans, dark shirt, embroidered, short hair under a cowboy hat, boots but under jeans
Sebby: tall, lanky, weird, small mouth, blond hair, sneakers, earrings, gender confused
Not quite the cowboy I had in mind…
Winner: Sebby for guessing that he would be alternative